A Dog Philosophy

   

 
A Dog Philosophy

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 

-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. 

-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. 

-Franklin P. Jones

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can hat's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half  a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth.
-Anne Tyler

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" 
-Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

I received this in my email as a FWD and thought it was perfect to add here. All dogs, all the time. :) Feel free to add any others you've heard or ones you've thought of.